Don't just listen to the words!

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror.  Since her birthday was not far off, he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

She replied, "I'd like to be eight again", still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he rose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to an Amusement world.  What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the death slide, the wall of fear, the screaming rollercoaster - everything there was!

Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park.  Her head was reeling and her stomach was doing flip flops.  He then took her to McDonalds where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a shake.

Then in the evening it was off to a movie, with popcorn and soda.  What an amazing day!  Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.

He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well dear, what's it like being eight again?"

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Her eye's slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.

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"I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!"

Even when a man is listening, he is going to get it wrong!